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Warm in your hands, wicked in your wit. This glossy ceramic mug brings true crime humor to your morning routine: splattered blood-red accents and bold lettering read, “Don’t test me, I’ve watched so many murder shows they’ll never find you.” It feels like a late-night podcast marathon captured in a cup — equal parts macabre and cozy. The comfortable C-handle and shiny finish make it an easy reach for coffee between episodes. Use it to sip slowly while you debate theories, share a knowing smile with fellow sleuths, or keep on your desk as a playful, conversation-starting prop.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
$8.22
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Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.